“John! What are you doing?! Is that…… Sue our neighbor? You’re sleeping with her???” Jane screamed hysterically at her fornicating husband. (Who, by the way, didn’t happen to stop as she walked in.) “John!!!! Stop it! Stop humping that hussy!!”
“But…..honey…..I…..can’t…..” huffed John breathlessly, adamantly continuing to pursue his intercourse with Sue.
“Can’t? Can’t?! What on earth is stopping you from laying off that bimbo?!” she screeched from the doorway, still dumbfounded at the actions taking place before her.
“It’s….Seed..…ooohhh…..Seed…..Swap…..Day…..” he moaned.
“That is the biggest load of crock I have ever heard John! What do you take me for?!”
Sue lifts up her head from the carpet, and squeals “It’s…..true!.....My…..husband…..is…..waiting…..in…..next…..door…..for…..you….”
“Oh really?” Jane giddily say “Carry on!” Jane throws her purse on the floor and skips out of the house, ripping off clothing as she goes. Only to find Sue’s husband in the garden with a befuddled expression, wondering why she was nude and didn't appear to have any packets of seed so they could trade.

The moral of the story, boys and girls, is when it comes to celebrating Seed Swap Day, make sure you clarify which seed you shall swap.

Happy National Seed Swap Day! May the seeds you swap be that of your choosing, but make sure the person you’re swapping with knows what’s coming!